I recently found out that I can be reimbursed for pregnancy tests out of my flexible spending account. Can I get an AMEN!!!
The company I work for puts $1,000 each year in a flexible spending account for each of its employees. How awesome is that?? When I started working here I could not believe that aside from the awesome (fully company paid) benefits I receive for me and my entire crew that they would give me a free $1,000 dollars besides that.
This craziness has just fueled the fire to make me an even more obsessive compulsive TTCer. So you are telling me I can get my self all excited and crush my spirits by peeing on all sorts of pregnancy tests for days before I even expect my period for FREE. HALLELUJAH!!!!!
I am expecting my period in 6 days, so today as the girls went from a little tender when I woke up to screaming in pain by the time I took my lunch, I just had to take a test. I figure, my period is either coming sooner than I expected, or we have done the deed. There was a small spat between the TTC Devil and Angel on my shoulders that went something like this:
"Come on seriously..... get a grip on yourself woman. It is 6 days before your period is even supposed to come and this is not first morning urine."
"First morning urine... patooty. TAKE THE TEST!!"
"You are just going to be disappointed, there is no way you are going to get a positive 6 days before you period is due."
"But peeing on a stick is FUN!!"
I was then encouraged by my TTC coworker to just take the damn test. I did, it was negative. The angel was right this time, but it was fun to piss on the stick that my company paid for. MUHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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2 comments:
I usually take a wazz on my joke of a payslip, does that count?
Good Luck!
Hey, whatever makes you feel better counts for something!
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